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This pizza delivery guy just started asking me some really inappropriate questions. I don’t know if it was the questions that bothered me, or my answers.
PG: So do you live alone
Me: No, I paid for your tip online so…
PG: Are you single?
Me: Yes. Ok.
PG: Is this large pizza JUST for you?
Me: Yes.
PG: Do you get internet here?
Me: Yes.
I ended up having to close the door on him before things turned rapey.
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